People tell me if I want to be a good copywriter, I should stop writing so many puns.
So this one's for all my haters:
You might not pun-derstand the pun-tential puns have, especially as a pun-ch line. They're quite pun-derstated, can help o-pun you up, and make you pun-der the ways to make pun-dreds of jokes. When you want to pun-load, you can have lots of pun if you don't pun away from the pun-derful puns.
If that didn't make you groan, sigh, or cry, and you still want to contact me, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org.