Nothing will stop me from punning. Not even working in pharma advertising.

I have an incredible gift for getting clients to tell me their weird interests. 

Before going to Humber for advertising copywriting, I went to McGill for psychology, but, unfortunately, I still can't read minds.
 
I speak French, which is pretty darn handé.
 
I rock climb, and yes, it rocks.

I stand firmly behind the Oxford comma.
 

Here's my résumé if you want the basic stuff